Welcome, Denizen.
From Leaked Government File
Who is A.E. Holmes?
Name
A.E. Holmes
Status:
Monitored
Psycholinguistic Profile:
Displays chronic resistance to groupthink. Immune to propaganda, allergic to euphemisms.
Known Affiliations:
Satirists Without Borders, The League of Unlicensed Philosophers, ghosts of George Orwell and Hunter Thompson.
Risk Level:
High. Suspected of weaponizing irony at any scale. Exposure to subject’s work may result in acute disorientation, followed by dangerous levels of independent thought.
Recommended Action:
Monitor all transmissions for coded satire. Do not engage without protective sarcasm shielding.
Last Seen:
Smuggling banned metaphors across ideological borders.
GOVERNMENT OBFUSCATION RESEARCH INSTITUTE (GORI)
MISSION STATEMENT
Our unyielding directive is to illuminate the labyrinthine absurdity of institutionalized dysfunction and corporate malfeasance, employing precision-guided satire to disrupt the prevailing narratives of manufactured consent. Through rigorous application of logic (and its calculated subversion), we aim to cultivate an epidemic of critical thinking, thereby rendering all forms of bureaucratic opacity immediately, and quite hilariously, transparent.
If you’ve found your way to this particular corner of the internet, chances are you’re suffering from an acute intolerance to official narratives, or perhaps a chronic allergy to fake news and propaganda. Good. You’re in the right place.
Here, we deal in inconvenient truths, unsanctioned perspectives, and the tactical deployment of irony against the forces of bureaucratic obfuscation and malfeasant logic. Be warned: prolonged exposure may result in dangerous levels of critical thinking. And frankly, that sort of thing tends to get noticed.
The best place to start your “truth journey”, is by reading “Tropic of Chaos”. The first book in the trilogy “The Greatest (Political) Story Ever Told”. Which is banned in several blue states.
Proceed at your own risk. Or, as they prefer to say in the lower echelons of the Department of Redundancy Department, “Engage with due diligence regarding potential paradigm shifts in cognitive processing.”
Welcome, indeed.
— A.E. Holmes, founder—Government Obfuscation Research Institute
On 06 June 2023
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