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Who is A.E. Holmes?

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Name

A.E. Holmes

Status:

Monitored

Psycholinguistic Profile:

Displays chronic resistance to groupthink. Immune to propaganda, allergic to euphemisms.

Known Affiliations:

Satirists Without Borders, The League of Unlicensed Philosophers, ghosts of George Orwell and Hunter Thompson.

Risk Level:

High. Suspected of weaponizing irony at any scale. Exposure to subject’s work may result in acute disorientation, followed by dangerous levels of independent thought.

Recommended Action:

Monitor all transmissions for coded satire. Do not engage without protective sarcasm shielding.

Last Seen:

Smuggling banned metaphors across ideological borders.

Reader Reviews

“I thought it was satire. Then I turned on the news.”

    Disoriented citizen

    “Finally, a novel brave enough to alienate everyone at my book club.”

      Suburban dissident

      “I laughed, I cried, I filed a FOIA request.”

        Former bureaucrat

        current fugitive

        “I read it on a plane and got detained upon landing.”

          Traveler with excellent taste and poor timing

          “I didn’t read it, but I’m offended.”

            Influencer with 12M followers

            “One star. Too many big words. Also, I think it insulted me personally.”

              – Reviewer with 3 usernames and a VPN

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