INTRODUCTION

Most of us believed that 21st-century America was a democracy—or more specifically, a democratic republic. Turns out, we were deluded. We were intentionally deceived for decades, but the real effects of this deception began to surface during the Obama administration.
The election of Donald Trump in 2016 fully exposed this deception—and the deeply rooted corruption behind it. 

This deception had been underway for decades. It’s not as if we weren’t warned that much of what we call “The Media” (specifically the mainstream or legacy media) had, in truth, been “Fake News” for many years. And this, by their own admission. 

Former CBS News president (1961–1964 and 1966–1979), Richard Salant, once said: 

“Our job is to give people not what they want, but what we decide they ought to have.” 

Let that sink in. He openly admitted: we don’t give the people what they want. The subtext of what he was saying—right to our faces, on behalf of a long-corrupt media—was this: 

“You want us to report events truthfully. You want coverage of the statements and actions of those in power. You expect us to be journalistically curious and relentless in finding the truth—wherever it leads—without regard to our personal beliefs. And then, you expect us to report it transparently, unbiased, and undistorted.” 

And his response to this very reasonable expectation was essentially:
“Fuck you. We’ll decide what you ought to have. Truth be damned.” 

During Salant’s era, it was usually just the owners and executives who were in on the game. Most reporters and broadcasters were still true journalists. They had integrity. They followed a code of ethics. (Which, as we know, is a far cry from today.) 

The truth is, we were living in an oligarchy. This was proven by Princeton University—back when universities still held legitimacy. And the powers that controlled various corners of the globe had begun consolidating their collective influence to dominate the world as a whole. 

Back in the early 20th century, Robert Michels—a German-born Italian political sociologist and economist—outlined what he called The Iron Law of Oligarchy. According to this theory, all organizations, even those founded on democratic ideals, inevitably succumb to rule by a select elite. The Oligarchs. 

The term oligarch is derived from the Greek word oligarchesolig meaning “few,” and arches meaning “rulers.”
This elite rule generates a persistent tension: between justice and injustice, between democracy and cruel, oppressive, tyrannical control. 

David Rockefeller was one of the first to give us a real peek behind the curtain—into the world of these Globalist Elites. David, grandson of John D. Rockefeller (one of the wealthiest men of his time), lived a pampered, opulent life. And despite doing none of the work or innovation to earn his fortune—being a proud member of the so-called “lucky sperm club”—he nonetheless felt entitled to rule among the so-called intellectual elites and world bankers. Naturally, with the media’s help. 

After thanking The Washington Post and The New York Times for their “discretion,” Rockefeller said this: 

“It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries.” 

Let’s unpack this. 

First, “supranational sovereignty” means that individual countries cede their authority and self-governance to “the group”—those so-called intellectual elites (you know, the wise, compassionate people who gently and very successfully guided us through “The Pandemic” while flooding the world with divisive rhetoric and fallacious propaganda). 

And just for clarity: “national auto-determination” means Democracy. You know—where citizens actually get to vote for their leaders. But David wasn’t a fan of elections. 

As he saw it, there was no need for elections—not when the right exalted individuals could just make and enforce laws and regulations as they saw fit. 

There was a big problem with democracy, as Rockefeller saw it.
The pesky issue was this:
“If the people don’t like your plans, they’re not going to vote for you—and you won’t get to implement your plans.” 

And very few (if any) of the things Rockefeller and his deleterious accomplices were planning were remotely appealing to the American public. He even later admitted that their plans went “against the best interests of the United States”—and then had the audacity to boast about how proud he was of that fact. 

Because, of course, the American people weren’t going to consent to live like the highly oppressed, suppressed, and depressed citizens of Communist China.
Nor were they itching to relive the glamorous lifestyle enjoyed by the Soviet public under the iron-fisted governments Rockefeller admired—living at the mercy of a handful of deranged, self-important, narcissistic sociopaths. 

This, naturally, is why Rockefeller and his cronies needed a complicit media. If the people found out what was really being planned, they’d revolt. 

Rockefeller explicitly stated that “the plan” was to replace democracy with supranational sovereignty—a system ruled by intellectual elites and world bankers. In other words, a World Government built in the image of the Chinese Communist Party, governed by these Globalists. 

In his own memoir, David Rockefeller wrote: 

“Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure—one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.” 

In other words: while the American people were duped into believing they lived in a government of, by, and for the people—this global cabal had been quietly making other plans. 

And surely—because these Globalist Elites were so intelligent, compassionate, fair, just, and moral, and because these world bankers were so magnanimous—they had a veritable Utopia in store for us… right? 

Surely, they were designing an egalitarian paradise. A world where everyone could think, believe, and act freely—so long as they didn’t trample on the rights of others.
A world where freedom, coupled with the incentive of a free market, would spark bold ideas and innovation.
A world that promised peace on earth and prosperity for all. 

A new Earth.
A new age for humankind.
Replete with radical ideas and spiritual evolution that would raise not only our comfort, luxury, and standard of living, but also elevate the consciousness of our entire species. 

A golden age.
Where we’d joyfully experience our humanity and our connectedness in harmony with all of creation! 

That’s what they were designing… right? 

Uhh.
Yeah.
Well… maybe not. 

So—what did these wise, illustrious, very special people see as models for this so-called “World Government”? 

Rockefeller and his cohort loved Maoist/Marxist governments. 

In 1977, Rockefeller sent a letter to the Kremlin stating: 

“My congratulations on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the October Revolution.” 

Rudolph Rummel, the late political scientist and demographer of government mass murder, estimated that the human toll in the Soviet Union was 61 million. 

Rockefeller once said of China: 

“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded in producing more efficient and dedicated administration and fostering high morale and community of purpose. Under Chairman Mao’s leadership, the social experiment in China is one of the most important and successful in human history.” 

So, he was publicly praising policies that killed an estimated 200 million people (according to Rummel) as “the most important and successful in human history.”
That death toll was the work of Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Benito Mussolini, Pol Pot, and others. But they all followed the same basic social theory of governance—and the same willingness to kill tens of millions of citizens to achieve the goals of a few. 

Now we know: “number of citizens dead” is the metric by which Globalists measure the success of their programs. 

Take, for example, Bill Gates. In 2010, before a live TED Talk audience, he said: 

“A really good vaccine will reduce the population by 10–15%.” 

Say what?
How do vaccines reduce a population? 

As mentioned, he said that in 2010.
And now, of course, we understand what he meant: he was referring to manufacturing vaccines that actually kill people. He showed his cards back then. 

RFK Jr.—who has studied vaccines, their efficacy, and their risks for decades—stated: 

“For every person the COVID vaccine saves, it kills four.” 

If your goal is to kill off large numbers quickly, that’s a pretty solid ratio. 

So this is when we learned:
The “success” of vaccines is measured by the same metric as Marxist, authoritarian genocide.
“The more people killed, the more successful the program.” 

It was rumored that later—off-camera and away from the TED stage—someone asked Gates: 

“You said a ‘really good’ vaccine would reduce the population by 10–15%. What would a ‘perfect’ vaccine do?” 

Gates reportedly replied: 

“A perfect vaccine would reduce the population by 90%.” 

It is now abundantly clear: these global elites want control.
They care only about serving themselves—and are willing to trample or kill as many people as it takes to achieve their ends. 

An example of this is man-child Justin Trudeau—one of the “young stars” of the World Economic Forum (whose stated objective is “the merging of corporate and government power”—which, not coincidentally, is also a working definition of fascism). Trudeau was also a protégé of Klaus Schwab, the founder and head of the WEF. 

And Trudeau? He was one of the most craven, feckless, inauthentic, spineless, and immoral modern-day tyrants in the entire corrupt group.
And he was the Prime Minister of Canada. 

When asked: 

“Which nation, besides Canada, do you most admire—and why?” 

He replied: 

“There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship allows them to actually turn their economy around on a dime.”
And then added:
“We need to go greenest fastest. We need to start, you know, investing in solar.” 

Oh, he wanted to be a dictator SOOO bad!
Just like his pop, Fidel Castro.
(Is there some kind of “Marxist gene”?) 

With that statement, Trudeau basically said the quiet part out loud.
The subtext was clear: 

“We plan to impose a dictatorship upon the world—and we’ll use ‘climate change’ to justify our tyranny.” 

A few years later, Trudeau would go on to illegally shut down the private bank accounts of a group of freedom-loving truckers with “unacceptable views.” He blocked them from paying mortgages or feeding their families. 

HE STOLE THEIR MONEY. 

And not only that—when regular people who supported the truckers donated to them, Trudeau froze the accounts of those donors too. 

Can you imagine how mentally fucked-up this megalomaniac was? 

Can you see why a Central Bank Digital Currency program is so high on the Globalists’ agenda?
Make a move they don’t like, and suddenly—you don’t eat. You don’t feed your family. 

In addition to Trudeau, there was another Klaus Schwab protégé who gained worldwide attention during the COVID hoax:
The fascist, emaciated, crack-whore from New Zealand—Jacinda Ardern. 

As Prime Minister of New Zealand, this skeletal imbecile imposed some of the most draconian, unscientific “COVID-Zero” lockdown measures on the planet. She said things like, “You either get vaccinated, or we will put you in a facility,” and then violently enforced it.
She also ordered police to crack down—with force—on peaceful protests. 

The abuse of New Zealand citizens by this unhinged cunt was terrifying.
And of course, this is exactly why they had outlawed gun ownership in New Zealand a few years earlier. 

So you see, Klaus Schwab, the World Economic Forum, and their “Young Global Leaders” like Trudeau and Ardern were more than willing to unleash brute force and state violence on their citizens.
They were the new Jacobins.
This is the type of leadership Klaus Schwab and his cohort wish to impose on the entire world. 

The New Zealand attacks on citizens were particularly brutal—and unnecessary. 

New Zealand should serve as a massive cautionary tale when it comes to the Second Amendment.
When governments possess unrestrained power, they will assault, imprison, and bankrupt law-abiding citizens to force submission—especially those with “unacceptable views.”
And the government has a monopoly on violence. 

Of course, the initiation of the hoax was only the first step.
It’s no accident that during this time, BLM conveniently showed up and sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
That, too, was part of the Globalists’ plan. 

Just like the push to double down on the “Trans Rights” movement—insisting that this group had a “right” to impose themselves on our children, both in and out of school.
And when parents objected?
The Department of Justice labeled them “domestic terrorists.” 

They also argued that “trans” individuals had the “right” to enter women’s private spaces.  That boys had the “right” to dominate girls’ sports.
Effectively declaring that a group comprising less than 1% of the population had the “right” to trample the fundamental, long-standing rights of 100% of parents and women. 

To the average American, this seemed to happen overnight.
But in truth, it grew slowly—like a Chinese bamboo tree.
As we’ll soon see. 

Donald Trump – An Unexpected Impediment 

In 2016, Donald Trump was elected president—an event that became the most galvanizing political moment in the country’s history since the Civil War. 

The events that followed Trump’s election exposed a radical, sinister power structure—one that had been built, quietly and covertly, over the past 60 or so years.
It had remained well-hidden during that time—thanks in large part to the very media for whom David Rockefeller was so grateful. 

This entrenched power structure would come to be known as the Deep State. 

Any previous attempts to call out this unelected network were dismissed as conspiracy, paranoia, or just plain crazy. 

But these were the tentacles of the Cabal that Rockefeller proudly referenced.
After Trump’s election, the rot and corruption began to surface within institutions like the CDC, FBI, CIA, DHS, FDA, WHO, NIH, DEA, EPA, DOE, and DOJ. 

What We Saw 

This ideological capture became unmistakably evident in several ways: 

  1. A Completely Corrupted Federal Government
    Both parties—at the highest levels—are effectively a Uniparty. Practically all of them, regardless of label, work for the same people. In parallel, there was a total capture of our security agencies, now largely run by unelected bureaucrats who comprise the Deep State. The weaponization of these agencies took a quantum leap during the Obama administration. 
  1. A “Media” Machine Turned Propaganda Clown Show
    The so-called mainstream or legacy media had become nothing more than an unapologetic mouthpiece for the regime—propaganda outlets masquerading as journalism. The MSM became a full-blown clown show, and the lack of self-awareness was utterly astounding. 
  1. A Corrupt, Immoral, Ideologically Entrenched University System
    Our university system—much of it funded by taxpayers—had morphed into a labyrinth of ideological indoctrination, moral decay, and in many cases, criminal-level negligence. The incestuous ties between universities, wealthy donors, and government created a feedback loop of corruption. 
  1. Corporate Governance Subverted by Monopolistic Entities
    Corporate America was now steered by megafirms like BlackRock. (Together with Vanguard and State Street, these three companies own majority interests in 88% of the stock across the S&P 500!) This manipulation of the market and boardroom wasn’t accidental—it was by design. 

So why is this happening? 

Why would the very people who prospered under a capitalist democracy—acquiring vast wealth and power—want to destroy the very system that enabled their rise? 

Famed psychologist Carl Jung offered insight: 

“Modern man has lost his spiritual values to a positively dangerous degree. His moral and spiritual tradition has disintegrated, and he is now paying the price for this break-up in worldwide disorientation and dissociation.” 

Those pulling the strings acquired their wealth and power at the expense of their humanity.
Some of them even believed—and stated—that they were gods. 

The seeds of this crisis were planted long ago. 

But what we’ve been experiencing lately feels a lot like the growth trajectory of a Chinese bamboo tree. 

When you plant the seed of a Chinese bamboo tree, you see nothing for the first four years.
No sprouts. No sign of life.
And yet, during that time, you still have to water it, nurture it, and tend to it as if something is happening.
You may begin to wonder: “Is this thing even alive?” 

But then, in year five, it can grow as high as 90 feet in just five weeks! 

So, did it really grow 90 feet in five weeks?
Or was it five years? 

It didn’t follow some steady, 45-degree angle growth trajectory.
No—its growth was practically perpendicular.
And that’s exactly what happened with the explosion of these “woke” forces. 

The truth is—while this institutional capture and siege was occurring, most Americans were fine with it.
It had happened slowly, methodically, over decades.
Like boiling a frog. 

If you’re unfamiliar with the metaphor:
Drop a frog into boiling water, and it jumps out immediately.
But place a frog in a pot of room-temperature water and slowly raise the heat?
The frog stays.
It adjusts.
Until it boils to death. 

At first, the discomfort is minor. Then, gradually, the heat rises—inch by inch—until it’s too late. 

The same thing happened to America.
And Trump’s election? That’s when the frog jumped out. 

His victory shocked the entire system.
He was the only one not beholden to the Globalists.
And their entire plan depended on Hillary Clinton becoming president.
Her victory had already been decided by them. 

But Trump’s election was unacceptable.
And it caused the system to panic—to turn up the heat too fast. 

And that sudden surge?
It broke the illusion.
It exposed a depth of corruption in America few had ever imagined. 

For the first time, millions of Americans realized that the institutions they had trusted—those that built the country—had been ideologically captured.
And the Globalists had been successful in doing so. 

The seed was planted—by and for the Globalists—long ago.
And like the Chinese bamboo tree, it quietly established a massive, deeply rooted system before it ever broke the surface.
It needed a root system strong enough to support a 90-foot tree.
But that tree never could have broken ground in year five if it hadn’t been putting in that foundation during years one through four. 

This “no growth above the ground” phase?
That was the infiltration period.
The time when nefarious forces were systematically capturing our institutions—a process already decades in the making. 

Now let’s have a little fun and mix our metaphors. 

While the Chinese bamboo was quietly building its roots underground…
The frog was already sitting in the simmering pan—growing increasingly uncomfortable. 

And right around the time Donald Trump was elected—and the frog finally leapt out of the pot—
the Chinese bamboo tree blasted out of the ground and smacked us all in the face. 

All at once. 

Fomenting Racial Division 

A major component of the Globalists’ odious agenda was the manufacture of racial division.
This shameful, execrable strategy ran counter to everything most Americans—Black and white—once held dear. 

Think back to The Before Time.
Race wasn’t a dominant issue.
In fact, many believed we were living in a post-racial society.
And polls backed that up.
After all, we had elected a Black president—twice. 

Sure, there were a few bored, low-IQ humanities professors jerking each other off over the disgusting, disgraceful, and long-discredited Critical Race Theory.
The architects of this “theory” were little more than postmodern Marxists—the kind of people who would never survive in the real world where one has to produce something of actual value. 

The theory itself was built on lies and deceit—but it gave the Elites a perfect tool to engineer racial division. 

Take this example: from 1990 to 2010, the number of newspaper articles each year that mentioned terms like “White Privilege,” “Systemic Racism,” “Diversity and Inclusion,” or “Unconscious Bias” was incredibly small—maybe a handful to a few dozen. 

Then came Occupy Wall Street in 2011. 

What the Globalists saw shook them to their core. 

They realized people were starting to wake up to the massive scam they’d been running on the world.
And worse—for them—people of all races were joining forces.
The masses weren’t blaming each other—they were blaming the ruling class.
They saw the truth: it wasn’t about race.
It was about class. 

And the Globalists could not allow that. 

The protesters were right, and the Elites knew it.
The top 1% controlled most of the world’s wealth and power—while the other 99% lived at their mercy. 

Those numbers were staggering. 

And they understood something dangerous:
If the 99% truly figured out what was happening, they could (relatively easily) organize and take everything back. 

The Globalists were terrified.
And so began their despicable campaign of “Distract, Divide, and Control.” 

They knew that if the population could be turned against itself—if the people could be kept busy fighting one another—then no one would be looking at them.
At the same time, they needed to tighten their control, to ensure that future attempts at mass organization would be difficult, if not impossible. 

So they began injecting the culture with overwhelmingly toxic doses of division.
And they knew exactly how to do it. 

Why?
Because they owned virtually all the media. 

The podcast ecosystem that exists today (which now acts as a partial counterbalance) was still in its infancy.
There was no real resistance. 

So began the assault on the American public:
Their heinous “Distract, Divide, and Control” initiative was launched in full force. 

They flooded the media, universities, corporate boardrooms, and Hollywood with deceptive, divisive propaganda.
Their lackeys in Congress were instructed to push racial wedge issues at every opportunity—driving deeper and deeper fractures between communities. 

Remember? 

Remember how there were almost no articles on race-related issues during the twenty years from 1990 to 2010? 

Well—by 2015, the number of annual articles mentioning “White Privilege,” “Systemic Racism,” “Diversity and Inclusion,” or “Unconscious Bias” had skyrocketed to over 26,000. 

That didn’t happen “organically.”
This was planned—by the Globalists—and implemented through the media, the university system, corporate boardrooms, and every other elite-controlled channel they had. 

And the venomous rhetoric grew at a disastrous rate.
Then—just as we were beginning to uncover the scope of the corruption—we were slammed by the full impact of these sinister, reprehensible forces that had been building in the background for decades. 

The Globalists wanted to reduce us to tribalism—a primitive societal structure dating back 50,000 years.
But since then, the center of gravity of human consciousness has gone through multiple identifiable developmental stages. 

And yet—while our species should have been evolving—the Globalists were deliberately regressing us with their divisive, bombastic bullshit. 

Then came the second wave of attacks:
The COVID Hoax. 

So—just as we finally became aware of what was happening (the frog jumping out of the pot)…
The Chinese bamboo tree broke ground. 

And suddenly, we went from “normal” to: 

  • “Men can have babies.” 
  • “Gender is a social construct.” 
  • “Believe all women” (unless they credibly accuse Joe Biden of rape—then fuck her, she’s just “that lyin’ whore”). 
  • “Believe the victim” (again—see above). 
  • Black Lives Matter! (Don’t you dare say All Lives Matter—you fucking racist!) 
  • Transgenderism shoved down our throats. 
  • Anti-white racism presented as virtue. 
  • Compulsory medical procedures. 
  • Doctors censored, licenses revoked for disagreeing with the regime. 
  • Information blackouts. 
  • Punishment for independent thought. 
  • Truth criminalized. 

And on… and on… 

The COVID Hoax was the Ghost of Christmas Future—a preview of how the Globalists intended to impose their vision on the world.
And how they would do it? 

Blunt Force. 

  • Lockdowns. 
  • Vaccine passports. 
  • Vaccine mandates (unless, of course, you’re an illegal alien). 
  • Censorship of truth. 
  • Social credit systems. 
  • Carbon credits. 
  • Central Bank Digital Currencies. 
  • Weaponization of the healthcare system. 
  • Fomenting racial division. 
  • Travel restrictions. 
  • Fake news. 
  • Demonization of rationality and critical thought. 
  • And constant, brazen violations of the Nuremberg Treaty. 

 

Plus, let’s not forget: we were on the verge of completely ceding our sovereignty—and therefore, our rights—to a supranational group of jerkoffs who proudly refer to themselves as “Intellectual Elites.” 

Yep. That’s the future we were staring down during the dark years of the most corrupt government in American history, culminating in the tragic comedy that was the failed Joe Biden administration. 

And had Biden—and his puppet-masters—been able to continue, we would’ve completed our submergence into full-blown fascism (the merging of corporate and government power). 

But then—almost miraculously—the unthinkable happened. 

Everything the failed Biden administration, the corrupt security agencies, and the despicable mainstream media threw at Donald Trumph—to ensure he would never return to the presidency—failed. 

This campaign of sabotage ultimately culminated in an assassination attempt—one that, due to a last-microsecond turn of Trumph’s head, left a bullet grazing his ear… just centimeters from piercing the center of his brain. 

Divine intervention?
Perhaps. 

Our somewhat dark satire covers America’s harrowing odyssey through a dystopian landscape of politically correct nightmares—crafted by the Globalists and facilitated by a corrupt government, with full support from a discredited mainstream media. 

We examine the period beginning in 2011 with Occupy Wall Street, through the 2024 re-election of Donald Trumph. 

This is a story of America—with a twist. 

An America that exists in a kind of parallel universe.
Most of the same events, issues, and circumstances occur here.
Even the character names are, at times, eerily familiar. 

The story unfolds in a three-part trilogy. 

Book I: Tropic of Chaos 

In this first volume, we meet the Globalists—figures like George Morose and Bill Gatesby.
We gain insight into the twisted egos that drive them.
We witness how they designed and implemented ideas and policies that fueled racial division, fear, and anger. 

We meet the protagonist: Bob Edwards, a longtime FBI employee who slowly realizes that “something isn’t right.” 

We observe the Globalists’ reaction to the 2016 election, and Donald Trumph’s shocking victory. 

We watch figures in the media—like Rachel Madcow—spiral into rage.
Their malevolence toward Trumph soon morphs into a collective mental illness that sweeps across nearly half the country. 

We get a glimpse of California Senator Kumala Whoreis during her first national exposure, long before her 2020 presidential run. 

We see how the 2018 midterms usher in a new type of Democrat, namely Alexandria Ocasio-Hotmez. 

We follow Jen Psucki as she persuades two prominent congressmen to initiate impeachment proceedings against Trumph. 

And we get an inside look at how the FBI was weaponized—turned against the American people under the direction of Lame Comey and Chris Gay. 

The volume concludes in 2019, on the eve of the greatest deception yet:
The COVID Hoax. 

Book II: (F)ALTERED STATE of the UNION 

In this second installment, we chronicle the PSYOP known as Menticide—used to deploy an experimental bio-device to induce panic, isolation, and fear across the population. 

We examine the rise of Black Lies Matter, a movement supposedly sparked by the fatal drug overdose of career criminal Boyd George, while in police custody.
This moment leads to global riots and chaos. 

We also meet a covert underground group, planning a grassroots response to the madness—an operation called “The Great Peel-Off.” 

Book II further explores the events leading up to the rigged 2020 election. 

We meet and study Dr. Anthony Douci (pronounced DO-SHEE)—one of the key architects and main purveyors of the COVID Hoax.
This charade brings America to the brink of complete fascism—via the merger of corporate interests and authoritarian government. 

We also take a first-hand look at “gender reassignment” surgery—why it became so popular, and (tongue firmly in cheek) why it’s “so much fun.” 

And we’ll explore the progressive social theory of Transracialism—which, if taken seriously, may well have been the perfect solution for our troubled society. 

Finally, in Book III, entitled “FALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER” 

We’ll see how America barely survived the dumpster fire that was the Joe Briben administration.
This volume cements Briben’s title as:
“The Worst President in Modern American History.” 

We’ll meet some of his cabinet members, such as Alejandro Gaydorkus and Pete Buttmunchmunch.
We’ll even catch a glimpse of Buttmunchmunch’s illicit tryst with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Castreau. 

We’ll see what a nightmare Poopie Jewberg and the ladies of “The Phew” really were.
We’ll witness—firsthand—the Briben family chaos at Camp David following Joe Briben’s pathetic and painful-to-watch debate performance. 

And finally, to conclude our story:
We’ll watch as Donald Trumph—and the American people—defy the Globalists’ “full-court press” with Trumph’s glorious re-election. 

This is a story about what’s been happening in modern-day America—
with a touch of the absurd. 

Enjoy! 

A.E. Holmes